Birthday Age 18: a big birthday party with friends in my college dorm where I made out with a girl I liked for the first time

Birthday Age 19: Same thing with a different girl

Birthday Age 20: this time, a party followed by great sex with my girlfriend at the time

Birthday Age 21: just great sex with my girlfriend at the time

Birthday Age 22: a couple of drinks with an old buddy and male roommate

Birthday Age 23: Nothing; a few drinks while talking on the phone to an old college buddy

Birthday Age 24 (today): I spent it completely alone watching episodes of The Office, playing Modern Warfare 2, and drinking a ridiculous amount of beer.

They tell me that it’s all a journey where everything has meaning.

I’m still waiting…..